This dress was meant to end up on your floor
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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