DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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