Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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