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• (925): View more from California

  I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?

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  oh that explains alot.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  my phone cant type all the emotion im having

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.

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• (518): View more from New York

  is that a dick in a sweater?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?

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  4 pairs might be a bit much

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• (850): View more from Florida

  i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay

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