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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...

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and?

(609): View more from New Jersey

RIP clitoris

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...

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(501): View more from Arkansas

You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.

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(916): View more from California

I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up

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(970): View more from Colorado

She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.

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(515): View more from Iowa

It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.

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(706): View more from Georgia

they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.

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