ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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