Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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