Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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