What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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