Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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