And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
