No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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