You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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