Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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