Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
