When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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