don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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