Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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