..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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