someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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