...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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