My entire life is one complicated drinking game
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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