if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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