I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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