cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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