Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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