I love black thongs
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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