How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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