That's intense
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
