I love black thongs
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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