If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I said "one day" and that day is not today
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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