That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my being single is dangerous.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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