physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I have post one night stand depression
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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