Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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