If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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