When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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