so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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