I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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