so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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