So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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