she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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Wipe that smile off your face.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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