You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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