"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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