do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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