Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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