Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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