erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
