Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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