Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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