try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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