Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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