I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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