My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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