I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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