How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
My vagina just recognized that song.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
