don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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