I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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