She said her name was "party"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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