chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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